It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.” ( A Hat Full of Sky) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Feeling Hopeless and Need Encouragement…Ģ1.

“Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It had never let her down.” ( Maskerade) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re In a Good Mood and No One Can Stop You…Ģ0. “Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. “THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed any more.” ( Pyramids)ġ7. “Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. “What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.” ( Small Gods)ġ6. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” ( Lords and Ladies)ġ5. “God does not play dice with the universe He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” ( Good Omens)ġ4. “It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.” ( A Hat Full of Sky) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Having an Existential Crisis…ġ3. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” ( Hogfather)ġ2. “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” ( Diggers)ġ1.

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools-the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans-and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, ‘You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.’” ( Small Gods)ġ0. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” ( Thud!) Terry Pratchett Quotes If You’re Getting Ready to Go Back to School…ĩ. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.” ( Moving Pictures)Ĩ. “The whole of life is just like watching a film. Too much of it kills you.” ( Small Gods)ħ. “If you trust in yourself…and believe in your dreams…and follow your star…you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.” ( The Wee Free Men) Terry Pratchett Quotes If The Holidays Seem To Pass By Faster Every Year…Ħ.

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